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I fell asleep through this one so I can't really give a review because I didn't really see it.

Gripes:

All I can remember is it looks like Sin City, it's dumb, horrible horrible scenery chewing Samuel L. Jackson, everything is in slo mo - and sleepy time. This is one of those movies where every single thing they say and every image are really really really important and just so you don't forget they're gonna make it in slow motion. It's terrible and boring.

Get this mutherfuckin Samuel L. Jackson out of mutherfuckin movies.

What Worked:

The only thing that worked was the cut of Eva Medes' shirts.

Worse than Dungeons and Dragons?

Maybe but I slept through it.

Mediocrity Scale:

Trying too hard to be mediocre but failing miserably so, less than mediocre